Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The End Of The Real Taco


The title pretty much says it all, but I should really elaborate as to what I am specifically trying to point out as the destruction of the taco. What I am refering to is Taco Bell. Now, you might say that Taco Bell is the best place to get tacos and all that bull, but really, the food you get there is not real mexican food. No, instead it is Mexican-American food. So the next time you walk into a Taco Bell and order a taco of some sort; just realize that your ordering Mexican-American food and not Mexican food.

The Reason that I really think that Taco Bell is destroying the taco is because all their food is fake and doesn't have the real taco taste. In order to be considered a real taco establishment, you need to have three things: people in your employment who have some type of hispanic heritage, someone who can make a taco with everything on it in under a minute and someone in your employment who speaks at least a little bit of spanish. Ha, just kidding. What you really need is to acquire a set of skills that allows you to make a real taco and not one that has frozen meat and other products that are produced and stored in a freezer.
P.S. I really hate Taco Bell

The Best Time To Eat A Taco

When is the best time to eat a taco? The Answer is simple my friends, all the time. All the time is the best time to eat a taco. Do you know what time it is right now! Taco time! Thats the best time of the day because it's all the time. Now, you may be asking yourself. If taco time is all the time, than when do you make time to make the taco? Well, that is also simple to answer. Simply put, you don't make the taco. Instead, while you are enjoying the many flavors that inhabit the world of the taco; someone else should be making you another taco to eat. This person can be referred to as you P.I.C. (Partner In Crime). Together you will make sure that you never have an empty stomach that is just begging to be fed by the hand of the taco gods. No, because you have your P.I.C. , you shall never hunger for a taco.

Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!

Tacos are truly amazing things. Whenever the first taco was invented was a proud day in history. I feel that tacos are one of the greatest contributions of all time. Along side the taco would sit fajitas and burritos. The taco has fastly become one of the most dominant and most recognizable foods for people to associate with the mexican culture. Why, you may ask. The answer is simple. People love a good old fashion easy-to-make and easy-to-eat meal. The tacos being that meal. The taco has also not only served as a great way to eat food that is filling and doesn't cost too much, but it has also served as a way to enjoy many times within your life time.
Such occassions would include: sitting down and enjoying a meal with your family, eating out with friends and possibly family, eating while attending a sports event or just eating to enjoy the great flavorful taste, that is the taco. All of these places are great places to eat a tacos but, above all the best place to eat a taco is at home. You may ask yourself as to why this is. Well, let me enlighten your mind by saying that it is actually more obvious than you may think. The reason that eating a taco at home is the best place is because it is the only place where you can get everything you want, you can eat anywhere and any way you want, and it's the only place where you can eat a taco while sitting in a bathtub. Ha, just kidding about that last one.